tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4931723682382701085.post3779668283659834717..comments2023-10-28T13:08:16.797+01:00Comments on Insomnia induced illiteracy: 3am on a TuesdayJPatrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01607393386919096856noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4931723682382701085.post-32460122894082003772008-12-31T23:23:00.000+00:002008-12-31T23:23:00.000+00:00Dickens didn't give up after two chapters, you kno...Dickens didn't give up after two chapters, you know, he went on to bore us for 30 years or more.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4931723682382701085.post-745642037071626762008-12-19T17:07:00.000+00:002008-12-19T17:07:00.000+00:00Come to mama.Come to mama.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4931723682382701085.post-83235948980288983762008-12-19T06:50:00.000+00:002008-12-19T06:50:00.000+00:00Vicus forced me to come here undre threat of visua...Vicus forced me to come here undre threat of visual torture. He was going to send me pictures of himself. <BR/><BR/>I can't have that sort of thing coming into my house. I have children.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17689972441910256724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4931723682382701085.post-71503678297280682172008-12-19T06:33:00.000+00:002008-12-19T06:33:00.000+00:00Help?These people are a little overwhelming, but s...Help?<BR/>These people are a little overwhelming, but see them as lost souls wandering the corridors of the electric internet, trying to gather the warmth of human affection. They are the homeless person you normally trip over as you are ejected from your local boozer, except now they are on your virtual doorstep. Do your best to view them kindly even though it is evident most of them are beyond help. They are harmless, lost souls and if they were able would thank you for bringing some light into their dark lives. Your quest has begun. Educate and nurture the world.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4931723682382701085.post-74421693868907192172008-12-19T01:28:00.000+00:002008-12-19T01:28:00.000+00:00Richard, I shall take that as an almost compliment...Richard, I shall take that as an almost compliment.<BR/>MJ, through some miraculous feat of drunken association, you have reminded me of a younger version of the Queen Mother, quite without any possible similarities between the two of you (though I heard she was a rampant nympho in her youth) or any logical comparison. I hope you don't mind. I love Miles Davis.<BR/>Vicus, helpJPatrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01607393386919096856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4931723682382701085.post-18374304514547047012008-12-17T16:06:00.000+00:002008-12-17T16:06:00.000+00:00Boxing Day is an after-Christmas shopping holiday ...Boxing Day is an after-Christmas shopping holiday in the sister colonies, Australia and Canada. <BR/>It is the single biggest insane retail event of the year fueld by the zany madcap antics of parsimonious sociopaths willing to stay up all night and kill others in order to save a few bucks on an Ipod.<BR/><BR/>How quaint that it is supposed to be a day to make amends to those less fortunate. I eschew such nonsense and remain ensconced in my cozy estate to watch The Life Of Brian and remember the true meaning of the hollowdays. <BR/><BR/>We all need to be reminded from time to time that <I>what this Jesus fellow failed to recognise was that the poor ARE the problem</I>.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4931723682382701085.post-51952222917401653572008-12-16T17:53:00.000+00:002008-12-16T17:53:00.000+00:00Oh my, what a deep and profound and troubled young...Oh my, what a deep and profound and troubled young man.<BR/><BR/>And what a lovely head of hair!<BR/><BR/>I'll bet you have a peach of an arse.<BR/><BR/>Why don't you send me a photo of your scrumptious bare bottom?<BR/><BR/>*plays Kind of Blue in background to set the mood for doffing your trousers*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4931723682382701085.post-60556283554443226252008-12-16T16:10:00.000+00:002008-12-16T16:10:00.000+00:00Tom. No, you didn't. And 3 out of 10.Tom. No, you didn't. And 3 out of 10.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4931723682382701085.post-68792853907513716502008-12-16T15:55:00.000+00:002008-12-16T15:55:00.000+00:00Richard, I think we all sounded intelligent in our...Richard, I think we all sounded intelligent in our first one or two posts - wait till the novelty wears off mate, he'll be as dull as the rest of us, you mark my words.tom909https://www.blogger.com/profile/03379818222923297356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4931723682382701085.post-84178166971094373702008-12-16T15:43:00.000+00:002008-12-16T15:43:00.000+00:00Isn't that just like writing an essay? Not much ch...Isn't that just like writing an essay? Not much change from your normal routine.<BR/>OK, here goes:<BR/>"Anne Bronte: twat or what?"Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4931723682382701085.post-86131198244953728022008-12-16T15:42:00.000+00:002008-12-16T15:42:00.000+00:00I came here on your recommendation as well. I've g...I came here on your recommendation as well. I've got to admit he sounds a little too intelligent for the likes of round here. That won't last long.Richardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01313387849115278988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4931723682382701085.post-73961470972195608502008-12-16T15:39:00.000+00:002008-12-16T15:39:00.000+00:00Ahem, err, further clearing of throat noises, akhh...Ahem, err, further clearing of throat noises, akhhhy akhhy, Dave (International bon viveur, profligate lecher and drug-runner. He is to Norfolk what the Genovese family are to New York) please don't pretend that you didn't rush here like a mature maggot to shite as soon as you heard of me, it could be seen as rude. I'm thinking of a new theme, people request a subject, anything you like, and I'll do as near to 400 words or so as I can, just untill I find my blogging feet, yesh? Good. So, requests...JPatrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01607393386919096856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4931723682382701085.post-34774211328911046652008-12-16T15:07:00.000+00:002008-12-16T15:07:00.000+00:00I know it's alliterative, Vicus, but I don't live ...I know it's alliterative, Vicus, but I don't live near Cromer any longer. Norfolk Nostra (Cosa) perhaps.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08403853324345062446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4931723682382701085.post-15071129986723557592008-12-16T14:53:00.000+00:002008-12-16T14:53:00.000+00:00As if I had power of compulsion over the Cromer Co...As if I had power of compulsion over the Cromer Cosa Nostra.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4931723682382701085.post-49043535285713977962008-12-16T14:11:00.000+00:002008-12-16T14:11:00.000+00:00Vicus made me come here.Vicus made me come here.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08403853324345062446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4931723682382701085.post-66573302135252098412008-12-16T07:36:00.000+00:002008-12-16T07:36:00.000+00:00I am with you, and will take it one step further b...I am with you, and will take it one step further by not celebrating christmas day either. I would, however, like to shout abuse at your sister, providing that she is not on a premium rate telephone line.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.com